I don't know how I feel about this next story...
We met the year of 2004 at an after party for Outkast after they won their Grammy's for The Love Below/SpeakerBox. He approached me. This was in Los Angeles. I was next to their manager Blue and L.A. Reid.
How was Andre in bed?
I don't know what the other girl was talking about but he was really rough with me. He was really into my nipples. He does have all those tattoos that the other girl mentioned, except that was a long time ago and when I slept with him it was more recent, he wasn't wearing strange outfits or wigs. He did have these beads on his neck that he left on. He wore boxers and not tighty whities like the other girl stated. He must have changed over the years. He didn't lick/suck my toes but I did take his boxers off and he is kind of large. But I realized that his penis was crooked. Its not pretty at all. That turned me off. I just wanted him to put it in me already. He did kiss me and he did kiss me alllll over. He made sure to get me nice and ready. He put his fingers in me and did his thing. I wouldn't say he was a fire-ass p*ssy licker, I think that girl was tripping. I was put off that he would go there and not know me at all because I believe that kind of sex is better saved for a "girlfriend" type and he should know how to get down with a one night stand! He is an okay lover. Not great. And his penis wasn't all that. His body is skinny and he slouches. I forgot to mention that he fell asleep afterwards too. That part was so lame. Wait, and he was cheap! He was a real cheapskate too.
Do I consider myself a groupie?
No, he was after me! For all I know and with all the information I gathered, Andre 3000 is a groupie himself. He is a groupie that sleeps with everything and anything that moves. He is a groupie for his groupies when he needs to focus on his acting abilities because he is the whackest actor out there. Maybe if he's go to acting class he wouldn't have looked so stupid in Revolver and Idlewild. He needs to stop messing around and get his act together.
Would you do it again?
No, I think he's gay. And why do I think that? Because he said he didn't want a girlfriend because he had issues. Than he later said he just didn't want one and wanted all these women to be faithful to him. At that point I knew he was seeing other girls, I knew he was but he was basically spelling it out. He was definitely seeing alot of women or having sex with alot of women and maybe some men. Supposedly he upgraded some chick he was sleeping with to be his assistant. And she went through his phone trying to tell all the people Dre was having sex with that she was the main chick but she wasn't. She even tried to call me and I told the bitch to get a life. Her name was Eufaula Garrett. One thing that turned me off about him was that he was trying to make love to me like he would a girlfriend and I also wondered why put all that work in for a one night stand? He might as well get himself a real girlfriend if he's gonna be having sex like that or at least get his mouth checked out for some STD's. Ever since then I had heard he gives oral alot and I find that to be disgusting. You don't just do that to anyone! He thinks he's living in olden times where STD's didn't exist and a time where women were more faithful. No, women are having lots of sex unprotected and he's putting his mouth down there. Shame on him. I think he's gay because he didn't have a main girl, so he must have had a main guy? But who is going to want a groupie whore like Andre 3000? They're right. A man who's gonna put his mouth on anything is not the man you want!
And that Eufaula Garrett chick, what made it so gross and weird was that she was 45 years old! And Andre was only 29 years old! And he was screwing her and made her his "assistant" and she started to call all his groupies and one night stands
Hmmm, I sense a little bit of bitterness...
70 comments:
Andre!!! no me like
HAHAH its funny how she put Mr. Eufala Garrett on blast!
Eww lol 45 and 29...Can you sayy sick???? lol....Anyways I can totally see this especially the homosexual part...who sayys ish like that...But girly does seem better hmmmm...maybe she left something out lol...but i <3 the story
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in my flava flav voice, "wooooooooow".
Maybe I didnt get the story, felt like it was missing a few links but this chick sounds bitter to me.
For someone who had just a one night stand she sure knows alot about him. Oh and not to mention if she is getting down with a strange man for a one night stand who the heck is she to turn her nose up in disgust she can be considered just as nasty for giving it up to some random dude.
This story is just off...
This brod sounds mad silly and why do she keep repeating herself it seems like she was trying to make the story longer.I agree with outspoken goddess it seems like she left out alot because she seems real bitter to be a one stand that didn't really feel the sex also if he's such a whore and is nasty for giving oral to you why did you let him? Matter of fact why did you do it at all cause you sound like you have some real issues with him that's why i know there has to be more to the story. More like you caught feelings and you thought it was mutual until you found out about Ms. Eufala Garrett!!!!!!hahaha
i'm agreeing with chanel..lmao! this chick is BITTER! & she judging "him" for a one night stand, when she clearly agreed to sleep with him on "the first night" that's probably why he didn't call YOU back. and YES you ARE a GROUPIE! that's what this site is about. don't deny it.
yep shes bitter
and he aint gay
That was my thought like ummm you have a lot of nerve! like how did you know that was his assistant and he boo'd her up? and if he has all these groupies until you have actual facts why would you think he was gay? and who cares if he gave you some "lewinsky"? then you had the nerve to say he was nasty? hell the damage was already done boo-boo... I would take a man stroking me right then all ruff, you don'thave to slap and grab and all that to get it!Sounds like to me she is a professional groupie no kissing that's too personal, I think she was mad becuase she said he was cheap? awwh she didn't get paid for services now she puttin everybody on blast....hate it when a heffer does that....
i think dre played her ass cuz this story sounds so bitter. plus shes talking about how he so nasty for going down on girls and how he might have an std, yet she still let him go down on her smdh. she sounds like an imature little girl to me.
Yes, she does sound bitter and she seems to know wayyyyyyyyyyyy more about him than I would expect someone to know who just met him at a Grammys party. Someone was definitely airing out Andre's dirty laundry.
The story was okay, but I could have done without the rant towards the end.
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BITTER BITCH!
FOR SURE THIS BITCH IS BITTER....THIS STORY WAS WACK.....NNNNNNNEEEEEXXXXXXXTTTTTTT
Uuuum, if it's true that these celebs are giving oral to strangers, they are suspect. Meaning they have AIDS and don't give a shiet? Meaning they may be trying to give the shiet away.
^learn how to spell it's: "shit".
Girl BYE! Bitter is an understatement & I agree with the others. This was definitely more than a one night stand,b/c the bitch knew too much. Worst than a groupie...she was more like a side hoe who got kicked to the curb. O well Dre is still sexy as hell to me lol
"in olden times where STD's didn't exist"
go read a book
Right 11:38 and when had that might of been back in the day? Nasty asses has always been in existance!
olden times where STD's didn't exist
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
SHE CANT B SERIOUS
Damn she may need some therapy.......Its 09 I mean damn for real? LMAO
this story is missing soooo much...this chick sounds like she was trying to be his girl (who has that kind of convo w/a one night stand who fell asleep?) this was not a one night stand...not at all...i think anyone who read that saw thru that lie.
and a little bitter??? more like a lot! note to women...unless you are into bi men...sayin you think one is gay AFTER you fucked him is definitely bitter woman syndrome...i'd suggest everyone stop doing that!
and if you are disgusted by the amount of women he gives oral to--and you can catch things from him doing so to you--why would you not stop that???
too much missing here...erykah is this you? LMAO
i think she's bitter cause she didnt get cash...thus her saying he is a real cheapskate...but i believe she has real issues!!
Bitter, bruised and bitchy! I smell a lie or a chick who got turned down and is exaggerating.
@ Soul Sunshine...........AGREED!!!!!!
I had a guy with a crooked dick and he had some off the best dick i ever had cuz crooked dick can hit angles normal dick cant hit. I dont know about this story....
He doesn't sound gay to me...just non-committal. Not everyone wants a relationship. And why dog him for going down...she let him. Before I was in a committed relationship, I didn't do oral with f*ck buddies. And that means, not only did I not suck them off, I didn't let them do me either...even if they begged. Alot of people take oral too casually. I think it's much more intimate than intercourse. And if I'm turned off by a guy's dick, he ain't getting any. Why have sex with someone ur not attracted to just becuz he's a celebrity?
And I agree with some other folks who commented...something is missing here!
She sounds like nothin but a hater. I think she prolly got dissed by him and made up this crap to get back at him. Dude doesn't seem like he's gay so I don't believe this for one minute. This was a boring one seeing that it was made up or like I said the heffa got DISS-missed
This story is wack,she is a hater from way back. Why do you care so much about someone you are not in a relationship with. You go on an on about how he is gay and you fuck him anyway.How he is fucking a women old enough to be his mother on some level.Don't you know that women with age if they have taken care of there self got that good good. Young is not always better its just young and cute at times. It gets old when you have nothing to talk about but rap and who is doing who.Please get over yourself and stop the hating. You fuck the man and he just gave you cab fare and a kiss on the forehead.He is doing more then u and he is making more money then u. I don't see a sister with money on this blog, hating on the level that u are hating on.Please please get over yourself.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. HAHA.
Obviously this chick is very immature because number one shit didn't work out now she's puttin his ass on blast, second the chick can't keep her dignity and move on. Shit didn't work out honey, sorry that he wifed one of the other chicks he was messin with and not you. Life goes on, hold your tongue and let it be what it is. Just because he decided he didn't want to continue a sexual relationship with you doesn't make him gay.
this bitch need to sit down, with this lame ass story. she know he aint gay, she just saying that b/c he aint wanna wife her ass..BITCH PLEASE! YOU NEED MORE PEOPLE
LOL! This story is a train wreck.
like everyone else said, she sounds bitter as hell + she sounds dumb & her story is so BORING!!!!! he's nasty because he gives a lot of head to a lot of chicks so, that means you're nasty because you let this dude kiss you in the mouth after giving head to so many women. whatever. i didn't realize that std's didn't exist in the "olden days?" WOW! dumb, dumb, dumb! story was blah because she focused on negative shit instead of the actual sex.
boo! bitch! bye! ( in my best b. scott voice)
i sense alot of bitterness... probably mad because he didnt call her back
I CALL BULLSHIT!! THIS STORY IS SO WHACK & OL GIRL NEEDS TO GO BACK AN REWRITE THIS STORY AGAIN!!SHE CONTRADICTS HERSELF TOO MANY TIME(for example:saying his penis was crooked & it turned her off; But yet she just wanted him to put it in her already?)WTF Or Saying he is nasty to give oral & MAY HAVE DISEASES OR GAY but HEFFA YOU LET HIM DO YOU, AN KISS YOU.(guess he wasn't gay when he sexed you huh)LOL SO WHATEVER STD's HE COULD HAVE DUMMY YOU COULD TOO FOOL?
HOOKED ON PHONICS DIDN'T WORK FOR YOUR DUMB ASS.. anyways THIS STORY IS FULL OF HOLES..SO LIKE I SAID BEFORE' I CALL BULLSHIT!!!
yo dat female is just mad...no better yet bitter! Damn 3stacks what u do 2 her got her pissed off @ u sweetheart? Whateva i dont believe it she jus seems 2 bitter and angry wit him for whateva reason. So next sweetie u can miss this site wit ur bs...lol!
I second...Mznika26
1st she said he sexed her all rough.
then she said she was turned off because he was sexin her like she was his girlfriend.
This chick is STUPID!
listen to his album retards he like older more mature women that u are obviously not
LOL.... Google Eufaula Garrett there is all types of pictures and articles of her and Dre.
Groupies...WOW!! They are getting bolder and bolder in their whoring these days huh? Writing tell all books, doing interviews and errythang. WOW!! Hon, it don't matter how you dress it up a hoe is a hoe is a hoe. No matter WHAT a mna does - he'll always be THAT. A man...get up off your knees and back and make a decent living. These so called expose` are soooooo...90's. Get a new millinuem hustle gurl and stop crying cuz you just played ya self like SupaHead!!
yeah this girl wanted to be his woman. a bitter bitch is the worst type of groupie.
Yea I agree must be a bitter chick...
SMH! This story is wrong on so many levels!! First of all she started out saying he was rough with her, but by the end of the story he was making love to her like she was his girlfriend...Umm that does not sound right. Then she said he was gay because he didn't have a main girl. So now does that mean that all single people are gay because they don't have someone to call their own? She also says he went down on her and he should not have because they just met! Ummm you slept with him the same night you met him Duh! But you're not a groupie because he was after you! WTF! You still gave it up like groupie's do then submitted your story on Tales from a GROUPIE!!*blank stare* So now you have to live with the fact that you let a gay guy(according to you) stick his crooked d*ck in you that he was also sticking in some old ass wrinlked p*ssy as well! WOWWW! No Vaseline! LMAOOOOOO!
how in the HELL you call somebody gay cuz they don't have a main chick..
clearly it seems as if she's mad cuz he didn't want her stank ass to be it.. lol...
she just mad cuz she aint getting the ding ding no more..
her story doesn't add up either.... first he all rough and the ding ding was big,
then it came to her saying he made love to her and the ding ding wasn't shit..
GET YOUR STORY TOGETHER BOO BOO! lol.
smh@dumb groupies.. if you gonna be a groupie,hell at least make urself look good..
this girl must be 14 or something b/c she dont even sound like a grown woman w/all the assuming shit. if she aint that she must be real bitter towards him!
andre what yew do 22 that lil girl lol?
This story sounds like B.S. I agree with Chanel. It is full of contradictions and "facts" that just don't add up. She is a total hypocrite for looking down at him for sleeping around when she is doing the same exact thing. At least Andre used a condom even if he ate the disease.
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Laaaaammmmmmmmme...if it's real, she's lame, and if it's fake, then she's even more lame for sitting down and coming up with this bullshit ass story...damn shame.
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I refuse to believe this story lol...I like the other story about Andre way better. But ol' girl dude sound bitter as hell though...someone give her a hug lol!!
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this girl has a blog so i recognized the same word for words put on this site. she has a blog called i love andre 3000 or something, you can read it yourself to see all the hate this woman has for him...she really needs to stop.
lol wow...somebody sounds a little bit bitter. her story just doesnt seem right and it sounds like somebody's pissed that she couldn't be his main girl.
How aren't you a groupie but you're complaining about how tight his pockets were? That screams groupie & you're a groupie for doing it even though you claimed to be turned off. FAIL
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Most def lame!!
She was bitter and to echo the past statements just cause he didnt wife u didnt make him vay it makes u salty lol
crooked d*cks are the bees knees and boo boo u can work tht ish till the early days. He fell asleep cause he was bored, ha ha ha ha!!!!
And hi 5 to the comments tht caught the olden days std ish... Was she sh*ttin me wit dat? If u wanna hide ish from a n*nja...
Andre holla @ur girl if u eva wanna get it poppin in the Illadelph... I gots it goin on on ah ah ah on on.... LOL
Andre 3000 is GAY! He has had sex with a male friend of mine. He is soooo in the closet. Why do you think that he hasn't had a girlfriend in years?
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because he chose not too.
...dre must have some bomb ass dick to have these chicks stuck on stupid like this.
DRE GOT CROOKED STD DICK!!!! ha ha ha hahahaahahahahahahah
Dre doesn't have a girlfriend because he IS GAY!
Andre sleeps around with anyone and he is probably bisexual.
I wonder if he will ever settle down.
He has self esteem issues.
All the money in the world can't help him.
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Why the fuck does Andre 3000 sleep with bitches like this? HE is a fucking loser!
He might as well be gay with the kind of bitches he sleeps with.
He looks GAY! LMAO!
Eufaula Garrett will spread those nasty cottage cheese thighs for anybody with money or fame. Andre 3000 was only just using Eufaula Garrett for sex and than he felt sorry for her and gave her a job. She was begging for a job at the age of 42. Look her name up online. She is a disgrace. I can't believe Andre still has her as a business partner. Eufaula Garrett is an insecure old woman without a husband or kids. Eufaula Garrett is fat with a huge forehead.
I wished Andre had some sense to not sleep with everyone and keep his private sexual life private. His worst mistake is sleeping with his business partner Eufaula Garrett. She is short and fat, he just used her for sex. She is known to have these fat cottage cheese thighs that she opens up for anyone with fame or money. I know Andre pulled a "Monica Lewinsky" with her but that was a terrible move because you don't "shit where you eat." Now this 42 year old woman is still working with Andre while Andre sleeps around with younger, hotter, sexier women. This old woman Eufaula Garrett thinks she is going to marry Andre 3000. Good Luck Honey, he is not going to marry an old woman who can't have children. This woman also tried to go to the press and say she was his woman and Andre Benjamin denied it. I bet that was a slap in Eufaula Garrett's chubby face. These celebrities act like they don't have brains. You would think Andre would be able to pull in high caliber bitches all the time but I guess a "Monica Lewinsky" type woman always slips in once in a while, even for Andre Benjamin.
"Eww lol 45 and 29...Can you sayy sick????"
Wow, how old are you ? 12 or something ????????
"Now this 42 year old woman is still working with Andre while Andre sleeps around with younger, hotter, sexier women. This old woman Eufaula Garrett thinks she is going to marry Andre 3000. Good Luck Honey, he is not going to marry an old woman who can't have children."
She's actually goodlooking and 42 is not old (many have children in their 40s these days, some even in their early 50s). She looks young and fresh, you just sound jealous. Deal with that.
No one is jealous of Eufaula Garrett. Not my friend who is now sleeping with Andre! LMAO!
Compared to Keisha Spivey, Eufaula Garrett looks fucking ugly.
Eufaula Garrett ain't no Halle Berry and she ain't no Erykah Badu. LMAO! 42 years old is good to have a baby if you want to be a grandma when your kid turns 10! LMAO. Its not recommended that women have children after the age of 35. Andre Benjamin is going to pick the best specimen for his future children, not someone with old eggs, even if Eufaula Garrett can have children. Why would Andre 3000 want a kid with a woman with old eggs? Older women and older men over the age of 45 (have old sperm and old eggs) resulting in more changes of webbed feet and being handicapped. Its been documented that men and women who have children at a later age have children that aren't as smart. Why would you say Eufaula Garrett looks young and fresh? She looks young and fresh next to Erykah Badu's mother! LOL!!!! Eufaula Garrett does look like Monica Lewinsky, just a little darker and alot older! Take that! DEAL WITH THAT EUFAULA GARRETT WHORE FACE!
Yeah, I'm really jealous of Eufaula Garrett because she's midget short, fat, has bad skin, dresses like a grandma, and Andre 3000 is out fucking tons of hot younger, richer, more beautiful women......... YES! I'm so jealous of Eufaula Garrett........ Eufaula Garrett has all of her business out on the internet. She is sloppy and has low self esteem. She doesn't have a husband or children..... YEAH.... I'm so jealous of her. HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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EUFAULA GARRETT IS A FUCKING HOE!
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EUFAULA GARRETT IS A WHORE!
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Everybody knows Andre Benjamin's mom don't like Eufaula Garrett because Eufaula lied about fucking Andre to his mom's face. Eufaula is going to get what she deserves in the end. The universe is going to get her good.
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