Joseph Gordon-Levitt

I met Joseph a couple of years ago, I went to one of his brother's shows and he was there. My friend is friend's with his brother, Dan, and she insisted that I went with her because even though she liked his shows - he spins fire - she hated the people that used to go to them. I immediately understood why as soon as we got there. Sooooo many hipsters, and pretentious wannabes that I thought spending 10 minutes there would be torture. Anyways, I spotted JGL minutes after we got there, my friend went to talk to Dan and I saw Joseph sitting on the back. I was a bit stoked 'cause I had no idea he would be there, and I think he's a pretty damn good actor. But I played cool, obviously, didn't want to seem like a fan girl and my friend told me he was very low key and all that crap. Couple of minutes later she went to talk to him and I, of course, went along. She introduced me to him and he was pretty nice, but you could tell he was distracted, or maybe bored out of his mind, I dunno. Dan called my friend and I stood there with Joseph. Since I was there already, I figured I should start a conversation, so I did, and it kinda went well, but again, he seemed distracted, he barely looked at me while we were talking, he was just looking around. At some point he mentioned he was pretty tired and was only there because of his brother, then I told him I was there because of my friend, but if I knew there would be so many hipsters not even my dying grandma could've convinced me to come. That seemed to catch his attention, since he laughed at what I said and looked at me smiling. His smile is so beautiful, like, honestly. Probably because he doesn't smile too often, and up until then, he hadn't really smiled once, so when he did, it was pretty sweet. The show was about to start and my friend hadn't come back, so I said I was going to look for her. He asked me to stay and watch the performances with him and of course I did. The show was pretty cool, I kinda jumped a couple of times because it felt like the fire was coming straight at me, lol. He laughed every time I did that, and we talked quite a lot during the performances. In the end, Dan showed up telling Joseph he was going to get a few drinks with his friends, and asking him if he was going. He looked at me and asked me if I would join them, and I said why not. We went to this cool, small place and spent the rest of the night talking. It was pretty awesome because there were about 10 people at the table, everyone was talking and interacting, and Joseph and I were kinda apart from everyone else, just talking to each other. It was fun, and his voice is surprisingly sexy. By the time everyone was going home and I was going to say goodbye to him, he kissed me. It was kinda awkward at first because I was not expecting it AT ALL. We had spent the whole night inches away from each other and it didn't look like he was going to kiss me anytime, so when he did, I was surprised. Past the awkwardness, it was amazing. He's a really good kisser, not a lot of tongue action, but it works. He started kissing my neck, and then he whispered in my ear, asking me if I wanted to get out of there. I almost laughed because we were getting out of there, but of course he meant something else. I said yes and we went to my friend's house. I didn't want to go to his house because I wasn't sure yet of what I wanted to happen, I had never had a one night stand up until then, so I felt better going to my friend's house.

We got there, and as soon as I closed the door, he started kissing my neck again and pressing himself against me, and I knew right then that I had to fuck that dude, lol. I turned to face him and we started to kiss, then we headed to the couch and kept kissing. We spent about 20 minutes just making out, I felt like a teenager, lol. He started to move his hands down my skirt, and he sort of stopped the kissing and looked at me, and I thought he was sorta asking for 'a signal' that it was okay, so I just kissed him again. I got rid off my skirt pretty fast and he took off his shirt as well, then I lied on the couch and before he came on top of me, his took my underwear off. I was a bit nervous at that point because he was a stranger after all, but damn, he's so f*cking hot and the way he looked at me made me feel pretty hot too, lol. He went down on me and it was really good. I didn't come because, like his kiss, there's not a lot of tongue action, but he knows how to work his tongue. He spent about 5 minutes licking me and doing his thing and even though it was good, I knew I wasn't going to come so I got up, made he lean on the couch and kneeled down to give him head. Never thought I'd say this, but his d*ck is really pretty, lol. It's normal sized as far as length goes, but on the smaller size if you're into girth - which I am. Anyways, I gave him head and it was really good, because he kept making faces that kinda drove me insane. I love when you can tell the guy is loving it, and he was. He's not much of a talker, but he breathes pretty heavily and every now and then he whispers a few words - like the average 'f*ck' - with this low, whispery voice that is REALLY sexy. When he was about to come, he grabbed me and threw me back on the couch, then he got on top of me. He asked me if I had a condom and I almost yelled because I had to go to my friend's room to get it, so talk about ruining the moment. But I didn't want to f*ck without a condom either, so I had to go get it. I came back, he put the condom while I was sucking on his neck, and then he threw me back on the couch again and got inside me. We spent about 10 minutes f*cking, most of the time he looked right into my eyes and it was f*cking great. When he was about to come again, he sat on the couch and put me on top of him, which was great because I pretty much always only come if I'm on top. I rode him for like 5 minutes, and he kept sucking on my tits and my neck, so I came. I kept riding him so he could come too, and it didn't take long. I was about to move away from him but then he held on to me pretty tightly and started kissing my neck again, and then my mouth. It was pretty sweet, kinda felt like having sex with a boyfriend. I got up, and put my underwear back on and sat on the couch. We spent a few minutes just looking at each other, talking about random things, and then he got up, put his underwear and lit up a cigarette. I went ahead and smoked with him, even though I don't normally smoke. We talked for a while after that, then he got dressed and said he had to go home. He didn't ask for my number and I didn't ask for his, he just said he hoped we got to see each other again. I said maybe, I might go to your brother's show again if you promise me there'll be less hipsters, and he laughed. We kissed goodbye and that was it.

I'd rate him 5 out of 5. He's not OMG, the most amazing f*ck ever, but he's so damn sexy that I'm sure he would've gotten me horny even if he didn't know where to stick in, lol. Plus, he's a really cool dude, great to hang out with. I haven't seen him since that night, but he's still the only guy I've ever had a one-night stand with.