Damn, besides this story I haven’t heard about Jazze in a minute, I guess The Dream took the big boy producer role…
Jazze is a very giving, caring person. If he’s f*cking with you then you’re straight. However, he has a small d*ck and I don't think its circumcised. He has so much extra skin on it, I really couldn’t tell how long it was. To make matters worst his fat layers must hold some kind of odor, cause his sh*t had me about to gag. LOL. Anyway he likes to get on top, which scared me at first bit it actually worked out. He cums in about 5 minutes and likes oral. The only reason I fucked with him is cause he breaks that cash off. I've gotten 3k at one time before. Think he got tired of breaking me off with cash cause after a year he cut my ass off. I would do it again if he came up off the cash like he used to.
Fun while it lasted though. I give him a 2.
Homegirl kept it very short and to the point. But on another note, what is it with people and their odor issues? It’s 2009 people, there’s too much sh*t out there (wipes, deodorant, etc) to help keep your sh*t fresh. Please get it together…ASAP
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Hee-Larry-Us
When you're big like that, it's a must that you stay fresh and clean under all rolls.
PROZZIES @ IT AGAIN
hahahahaah!
oh shit
better question...what is it with chick screwing these dudes with body odor?? perhaps the odor was coming from his dick. if its not circumcised, then he needs to be cleaning that shit extra good.
^^ Cosign..who wants to sick on a nasty, stinking, uncircumsized dick! YUK!!
suck..my bad..i was throwing up!!Lol
I feel homegirl. I guess she had to do what she had to do. Perhaps she made him take a shower first or something, but regardless if he coming correct like that I would have to bring the nose plugs out too.
Yo, this website is da shit!
Homegirl is a ride or die chick. Shit I know I f*cked with some less than perfect dudes, shit we all have, don't lie.
lmao the odor would have killed the it...3k wuldn't make me jeopardize my health lmao
fat rolls do hold odor- please dont ask me how I know but tru!
first of all... she's a NASTY JACKASS for having slept with him in the first place. WTF did she think his obese ass would smell like? UGH!!!
Thinks its funny that people comment under every story about a female that sleeps with a "celebrity" that has some disagreeable traits (i.e. body odor), somebody calls the girl dumb or a nasty etc. I thought a groupie was somebody that slept with somebody "famous" for money, just to say they did, or some other dumb, superficial ass reason. We aint got to point that out in every post, we know she might, but not necessarily, be a stupid ass girl with low self esteem/bad judgement but i thought that was already covered that in the title of the site "GROUPIE tales"
I love this story. She did what she had to do. make that money. I don't do the big boys but... naw. I don't do the big boys, for that specific reason.
wow. i guess girlfriend did what she had to do. i'm guessing that 3k looked real good especially if it was in this recession. maybe she had to feed babies and just take care of bills. i aint mad ma'. just hopefully you protected yourself. jazzy is a nice dude so i can't say anything negative about him.
this was hilarious, at least she got paid for the disgusting sex.
-MP
I have never messed around with a really fat guy but I did hear that they love to give oral sex...it must has something to do with their insatiable appetite. I couldn't imagine having to have some huge monster on top of my petite frame crushing my lungs and cutting of my air supply. I have that problem with any guy if they lay on top of me I can't support a man's weight.
-MP
Please file this story along with Cee-Lo's away 4eva. LOL
Forget his odor...I don't think I could get past his looks
@ MODERATOR U ARE SOOOOOOOO BOGUS FOR THIS STORY LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EEEWWWWWW
who would do poor jazze pha like this? the whorebag knew what she was getting into when she started fucking with him and when he stops paying for the ass she tries to diss him! FEMALES IT'S THE 21ST CENTURY GET A DAMN JOB!!!!! Unless one of these "celebs" is trying to marry you then you are an official prostitute once you accept that cash no matter how you try to glamourize it!
Yeah Jazze is not choosy. He will fuck anything with a hole and some hair. He's a big time trick too and everyone knows he rides around the 'a' in his white Bentley - so lame
how dreadful!
Umm no honey...stank bodies is not the business...I would have told him to go wash up or something!! You can't put your mouth on any & everything baby!
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I soooo agree with Dominique. "STANK BODIES IS NOT THE BUSINESS!" Can't do it and refuse to...If your feet smells I ain't fooling with you so if you pull out a tool and it stank...ummmm I'm grabbing my shit and running. I might even blog about yo stankin ass. This is too much!
XOXO
Mrs. NBA
When people get to a certain size, it is difficult for them to wash and get all the areas without a handheld shower head. I'm not trying to be funny, it's true. Apparently, according to Dr. Oz, with every ten pounds overweight a man is, his thing is an inch smaller. Jazzy would be a hung like a horse if he lost a considerable amount of weight. :-)
OMG.....You just earned yaself a faithful follower lmao
To make matters worst his fat layers must hold some kind of odor, cause his sh*t had me about to gag.
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OMG, LOL, that was funny. He looks like he has a small package, but to stink on top of that!
Why does this NOT surprise me...
LMAO
straight to the point , short & Simple...
Lmao.. jazzy get it together... thats not cuute
Screw him (no pun intended)
I wanna know whats wit Young Buck
Gross!! Exactly what I expected
eww yuck... OMG ..nasty...
lmaooo
oh wow! hahaha i love this site!
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Yuck!! Body Odor....MAJOR TURN OFF. No amount of money can make me do some shit like that because I would throw up as soon as he whipped it out.
On top of that I just don't find him remotely attractive and his weight has nothing to do with it. That face is a mess. Now Mike from Day 26 is a sexy big dude that can get it.
Speaking of Day 26....can we get some of those groupie tales going on? Willie, Mike, Robert anyone?? lol
thank you LaLa!! I would to hear a story about Rob from Day 26!! and ewwww @ Jazzy
he definately needs to get it together.
how could a dude whos peeling off cash like that
not keep his shit smelling fresh. . ?
I MEAN COME ON JAZZY!
I know this is an old post, but yeah he definitely moved on b/c I saw him this morning going into his apartment at the Mezzo with a dude and two girls at 6:30 in the morning! Must have been a long night b/c the girls def looked like they came straight from the club. I wonder how much he paid one of them...?
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