Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Drake




Evidently Drake hasn't been wasting too much time gettin' his 'groupie love' on since he sprung on the scene.  But with his looks and swag who can really blame 'em.  Now I don't know whether or not these stories are all true, but I have noticed some similarities .  I'll let you guys be the judge of the next (3) stories authenticity.  As always, enjoy...


Story 1)

Alright so I assume y'all know about Drake. The up-and-coming buzzed about rapper from Toronto? Well he also happens 2 be Lil Wayne’s prodigy. Anyway, I’m from Toronto and in the Summer of ‘08, me and my girls were chillin’ at a club called Guverment (Toronto hotspot that’s known for hosting parties with celebs), the night was average, but who walks in but Drake and his crew. Now I ain’t usually checking for light skin guys that tough, especially with his build (I like ‘em NFL style lol). So I’m ordering drinks for my girls and I hear someone literally breathing on my neck, I’m like WTF and its Drake, looking all shiny and clean, he was like I’mma pick up the tab for you ladies blah blah blah, so we kicked it in the VIP with his boys for a couple of hours. Close up time rolls around and he’s like my new condo ain’t too far from here. At this point all my girls were all situated so I’m like “what the hell why not?” We get to his condo and let me tell u, this boy’s crib was SPOTLESS. Girl I’m talkin’ living lovely, beautiful view etc. We kicked it on the balcony smoked a blunt and all the while he played a few songs from his soon 2 be released mix tape SO FAR GONE. When “Best I Ever Had” came on I was ready 2 get it on and poppin’. He kissed me softly and deep, his kissing game was on point, all the while he had his index finger in my spot, had me soppin’ wet. He put my back against the wall of the balcony and fingered me while we kissed he picked me up and took that to the bedroom (again spotless) laid me down slow and told me “Get ready to ride the pony express.” I can’t lie that was a corny ass line, but by this point I was completely enthralled. His dick was AMAZING, long and thick, pretty head, big balls like you would not believe. I licked sucked and handled that for a good 20 minutes till he busted on my titties. We cleaned up and he said “Ready for round 2?” He spread my legs I was ready for the d*ck, but instead he gave me the tongue. Omg, he was lappin’ that p*ssy like a kitten and if I wasn’t already wet he made sure. He put the d*ck in slow and took it out fast. I was going crazy. He wanted it from the back, he slapped my ass, bit my neck. When he hit it from the back and he played with the clit at the same time. That sh*t had me so far goooooooone. Ha! I busted and he came like 10 mins after. The next morning he gave me $100 to cab back to my place. Which was at the other end of the city.

I would DEF rate him a 5/5. He knew how to make a one-nighter feel like his real girl, soft and sensual like.

We kept in touch, texting back in forth and he was always a gentleman, but he was too focused on dropping the mix tape and the rest is history...



Story 2)

How did yall meet?
One of my friends is in love with Drake so we all went to his concert here in town last Friday night as a “girls night out”. We showed up to the venue a little early since my friend knew some of the guys working there. There were TONS of little teenage girl fans everywhere I felt like were at a boy band show it was weird LOL. Anyways that’s when Drake and a few dudes rolled up in a black suburban. He walked thru and since we were right inside by the door he gave us a little smile and said “What up.” I chilled with my friends the whole time and we were at the bar for most of the time just hanging out during the show and afterwards one of the guys that worked there that my friend knew asked me if I would go to the back that someone asked for me. Me and one of my friends went and it was Drake and some of his boys. We chilled and drank for a while and he was real smooth, he knew just how to play the cool dude vibe and was real sweet. They told us about the after party that was fixing to happen. One of my friends had to leave, so she left and 2 of us stayed and chilled. They hooked us up with wristbands and all the info to get into the club where the after party was at. At the club was where we really chilled and drank some more. There was a lot of people so Drake was always wandering around meeting with everyone, but he always kept coming back to stop and talk and chit chat with me. At the end of the night he came back and asked if I wanted to go back with him and his boys to the hotel to chill. I had to go drop one of my other friends off, so we exchanged numbers and I told him that if he was for real that he could hit me up in a while and I would head back over to chill with him. I really didn’t expect anything, I kind of just wrote him off as a dude who was just looking for a quick piece of ass right then. But sure enough bout 20 minutes after I dropped my friend off, my phone rang so I went back and met up with them at the hotel.

How was the sex?
His whole swagger is just super smooth and chill. We sat and chilled and he was real flirty and real cute. He was just wearing some shorts and a black tee so it was real low key and I didn’t feel pressured. After another glass of champagne I was really feelin him and I’m not dumb I was knew what I was there for, but at least he wasn’t a complete asshole and rushing it. He was sitting next to me and started real smooth just rubbing on my legs and my arms and after that it was on. His lips were amazingly soft once we started making out I couldn’t get enough of those lips. I gave him head just because he had a beautiful dick. Just the right size, bigger than average, but not too big just nice and thick. And he definitely knew what he was doing with it. He was kind of aggressive when I started giving him head, pulling on my hair and pushing my head down, but I really didn’t mind because judging by his moans and groans he was enjoying it. After that he picked me up and put me on the edge of the bed and pushed my dress up. Real gentle at first kissing and licking everywhere starting by whispering in my ear then kissing and sucking all on my titties. He was touching ALL the right spots. He was working my clit hard while he was talking in my ear ‘til I came and he asked me if I wanted more. Of course I said yes and I pulled him up on top of me. We made out for a while longer with him grinding his dick on me for a little while longer before he grabbed a condom. His stroke game is on point and he likes to talk dirty, not super nasty, but just enough to let you know he knows what he wants. He lets you know what he likes and just how much he likes it, which just made it even hotter. He likes to bite a little bit, nothing super hard, just enough to make you feel it. SUPER SEXY. He was aggressive and took charge and was changing positions. We started slow at just missionary but then he quickly switched it up and pulled me on top of him. Finally he was hitting it from behind and it was amazing. He stayed on the bed for a while but he got up and stood up on the side of the bed and pushed my ass back onto his d*ck while I was still on the bed. He worked it slow at first but by the end was pulling my hair and grabbing on my back and going at it. He was grabbing and spanking on my ass real hard but it felt so good it didn’t even matter.

Would you do it again?
Hell yeah, It was definitely worth it just for going out for a girls night and ending up having some good sex.

What would you rate him?

I would give him a 3/5 just because I wasn’t dumb I knew what I was there for so I was just anxious to get things going and he took a little too much time being nice and trying to talk at first. No one likes a tease! LOL


Story 3)

So everyone thinks that Drake is this clean-cut child actor from Canada that’s so hot. Now I’m not going to lie, his music is hot but his d*ck game is even hotter. I figured since he was affiliated with Trey Songs he couldn’t be too clean cut. So I met Drake after he did a show on the Lil’ Wayne tour in Memphis, TN. They were staying downtown at a mediocre hotel and me and a group of my girls just so happened to have a friend working the front desk so we knew where they were at. We were at the bar having drinks figuring they would be in after the concert around 11:30. Sure enough Drake walks in with some girls (who I believe where the dancers) and the some other short dude whom I assumed was Jas prince son of rap-a-lot owner. So we kind of flirted and got his attention and they came over to the bar and was like what’s up with ya’ll, ya’ll from around here. We said no we just go to school at Langston but were from Vegas. They were like we’ll you want to come up, we can chill and drink up there. So we were like ok. We get up to the room and everyone is talking and having fun and all of a sudden Jas grabs my girl and was like yo we’ll be back. So I’m sitting there with Drake and he was like come closer come up on the bed. I’m like wow can I get comfortable first I barely know you. So after a few minute I’m like fuck it. I know what I came here for. So were sitting and talking, he’s telling me about why he raps. And I tell him I used to watch him all the time on degrassi.lol so then he’s like wow I really want to kiss you and I’m like huh. Kiss that’s soooo romantic so we kissed and next thing you know my shirt was half off. Now mind you he’s a Scorpio so you know his passion runs deep, Great kisser I must say. While were kissing I keep feeling something poking my stomach. I’m like yo your belt is really irritating me, till I noticed he had sweats on.lol you know my imagination went wild. So we kissed for a bit and then he was like you know what would really turn me on..I’m like what’s up talk to me..he was like some head..I’m like well that’s not really my thing and I thought to myself this might can be continuous thing so fuck . Then I thought I can’t break up a happy home, and I ask him isn’t your girlfriend Bria Myles, he’s says no that was a Lil fling but its way over now . So I say ok, let’s get it. Girl let ,me tell you when he pulled it out. GOD DAMN. Who said light skinned dudes weren’t in. I was locked in, as Diddy would say, on him. I figured he’s like 6’2 I so he has to be holding something and lord he was. It was like some porno shit I swear, they could mold that thing and sell it in stores. So I break him off for like 5 mins and then that was it. I guess he’s one of those dudes who enjoys head more than sex I was like wow I wanted to do more but it was ok cause the look on his face was priceless. He was really sweet though and was like maybe we’ll see each other again. If you ever in Toronto hit me up. We exchanged numbers, I called my girl and we left. Overall 9 out of 10 even though we didn’t go all the way, but his personality and passion was out of this world. I pray he’s stays single for a while cause any girlfriend he has is definitely going to catch hell.

Well Drake, if you ever want a sample of the goods, please feel free to contact me @ Talesofagroupie@gmail.com and we can definitely set something up...lol

165 comments:

Lauren said...

These are their fantasies. I had a night with Drake not too long ago in Rhode Island and he was NOT packing ladies. I swear to you. Unless we have two different meanings of packing. He is sweet. But his dick game is not on point. Smh!

Anonymous said...

I feel bad for the last chick, she didn't have that groupie mentality. She really thought that she could make it something more then what it was, thats why he kicked her out after 5 minutes of head haha!

So Mean said...

i don't know what to think on this one...

@ lauren...i know what you mean, big is different for every woman.

Anonymous said...

He is not packing me and a homegirl was chilling with him after that show he had at the house of blues in Chicago.....An Utter dissappoint I tell you....he is nice though!!! I guess these girls were star struck or in fantasy or something

LaReina said...

Idk, the central theme is consistent... @5 minutes of head: she must've been pretty bad!

Anonymous said...

I dont believe them....oh well none the less they were entertaining....wow Lauren and the chick above say otherwise.....hmmm who knows maybe he is packing maybe he isnt....We need a groupie tale of Lebron James or Carmelo Anthony before Lala....Chad Johnson and Randy Moss are some fine specimens too!!!!

Anonymous said...

gosh i dunno why u wud just have sex with someone u hve just met lol isnt that wierd he cud hve some STD shit or somat lol i guess thats why they are called groupies.. i cud never do dat entertaining stuff tho :)

Charmaine said...

@ Lauren....story please...LOL!

@Anonymous...ur right, she got dropped for asking about the relationship, haha..he knew then she was overstepping the groupie boundaries!

Staten Island Girl said...

i dont know about giving head to someone who you know is getting it in on the regular. i dont need nothing popping up on this face

Anonymous said...

ive been waiting on a Drake story for a grip but umm imma need to find out for myself...lol

Anonymous said...

PEOPLE!!!!! If ya gonna be 'livin' free', and sow ya wild oats' or whatever....MAKE HIM PUT ON A CONDOM BEFOOOOORRREEE U GIVE HIM ORAL SEX! Same rule applies for if he gives it to you, ladies. HIV....THE VIRUS THAT CAUSES AIDS... can be transmitted thru ORAL SEX!!!!! Do your research, stay informed, and live. Visit this link for the Center for Disease Control: http://www.cdc.gov/hiv/resources/qa/qa19.htm
Peace.....

South Loop Social Light said...

The 3rd story is hilarious because this female was clearly on a groupie mission and trying to get fucked. "don't wanna break up a happy home"??? Are you kidding me!! lol... She must be young...

Anonymous said...

SO, THAT'S WHAT A GROUPIE DOES FUCK/SUCK? THOUGHT IT WAS SOMEBODY THAT LIKES TO FOLLOW THE GROUP GROUPIES? ALL 3 STORIES SOUND SIMILAR, AND FOR THE COMMENTS THAT DON'T i DON'T THINK A MAN CAN PERFORM GOOD SEX EVERY SINGLE TIME, I HAVE SOME WHACK NIGHTS, AND SOME MARVELOUS NIGHTS WITH THE SAME PERSON, SO!! GOOD FOR ALL WHO GOT WHAT THEY WANTED!!!! USE PROTECTION PEOPLE!!!

Anonymous said...

Who is he? What show on degrassi was he on? What's real about it? Is it BIG or small????

Anonymous said...

Damnnnnnn, Drake on some Nympho shit! I definetely see some consistency with these stories so I do believe their true.

@Lauren & Anoymous 6:46 am, you have to remember ''packing'' might mean different things to different people, so keep that in mind next you try to disprove someones story!

Dominique S. said...

Aww dang yall killing me with the comments, @ Lauren & Anonymous...saying he's not that good! These stories had me thinking Drake was all that & a bag of chips...I guess I will never really know until I try him myself lol^_^

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savagegoddess said...

to me packing is when you cant close your hand around the shaft of the dick and if you stack your fist on top of another u shouldnt be able to cover the lenght thats packing but I guess for little girls its different

Anonymous said...

I see consistency in these stories, so I DO NOT THINK THEY ARE TRUE! But I'll never know.

monique said...

lol @ the third story

monique said...

am i the only person that doesnt think hes cute

Anonymous said...

aahahah you guys are funny everbody speculatess and no one knows anything..why dont give dude a rest everybody a piece cause he one the rise...groupies bitches need to get a life...

Anonymous said...

Drake is ugly as fuck.

So Mean said...

@ monique...no you are not. i don't get any of the hype on this dude.

@8:24...degrassi is the name of the show he was on...it comes on the N (i have a child whose not allowed to watch that's why i know...LOL)

Anonymous said...

NASTY fast ass females with NO class. The men are no better but c'mon ladies stand up with your God given BRAIN and not your pussy!

Anonymous said...

Maybe he didn't give Lauren the Dope Dick but everyone is allowed a bad day

Anonymous said...

LOL @ 9:31 Anonymous! You are on the wrong website if you are looking for nuns!

Anonymous said...

LLS!!! OMG!!! @ Drake is ugly as fuck! LLS!!! LMAO!!!

Anonymous said...

ohhhhh noooo... why drakey why!!!!!! ugh nasty how u just eat any ol' chicks box? ugh...... and he's so sweet..... like I mean really sweet. His game is on point he has a talent can't lie, Like when this dude speaks to you, you'll be planning a damn wedding!! and dripping at the same time.

ChinyereCouture said...

I knew it. Not even surprised. It's obvious he's good in bed...Haha, now that I have proof, I just want him more. :)

Kim said...

Wow I asked for a Drake story and I get 3! Lmao @ the 3rd chick she only got 5 min cause she bringing up the nigga's gf and shit! But with all the contradicting stories... I'm just gonna have to judge for myself lol its only right

Ms.ReeseBitch said...

Damn we fuck our kids up as parents. this is crazy..so y none of ya'll want any of the other young money members..all this is going to do is make him be more cautious and leave groupies alone you never know whos gonna out you..ya'll bitches dumb as hell. now that makes me want him even more..lol yea aight..he got his radar up now..and i dont even see what the point is for ya'll doing this.just to say oh yea i fuked..who cares and tomorrow you'll fuck another person..thats all u are is a fuck...he aint keeping in contact with non of them ho's. its obvious "you can pay for clothes but you cant buy class".. I guess they were trying to be the"best he ever had." sike...he was on to the next..

Anonymous said...

the reason why they sound similar is because his PR people wrote them and sent them in. Tyring to get his groupie game tight and make them sales quotas.

I believe the ladies in the comments field. I also say the same thing. What is big and great for one is not big and great for another. Been thru it personally. Someone I met said this guy was off the hook. (They dated before he and I dated) Once our relationship moved to being physically...I was majorly disappointed.

Tee said...

SMHHHHHHHHHH. SMH SMH SMH SMH. damn....*waits for my turn*

chrissy said...

i do not believe not one of the stories! can't yall see it is fake!! someone made it up! come on!!! sounds like a experienced writer, novelist or whatever wrote these! i do not believe it for one sec!

Anonymous said...

OMG This is a dream come true...wel partly b/c I seriously want to fuck the shit out of Drake waayy b4 these stories hit too! I knew after the first time I saw him that he was working with something, i think I have a radar for good dick! lol...Please come back to the DMV!

Sorry I had to be that guy said...

What kills me on this site is a lot of you hoes saying you gonna have to try that out or you waiting your turn. That nigga ain't checking for yo fat ass. High self esteem can be a downfall in some women, you lie to yourself.

Also along the same line, is broads that get mad because the dude didn't treat you like his girl or didn't drop enough guap on you for your "services/time". Your role is that of a vessel to bust his nut, no matter how nice he treats you that's all you amount to. He treats you with just as much respect as you give yourself. Don't be disillusioned.

BTW, this is not necessarily for this story but for a large majority of the ones on this site. Thanks for your time.

Anonymous said...

I couldn't cause I'd keep imagining the kid from Degrassi not a grown man. U can keep him and Zac Efron

Anonymous said...

Regardless if these are real or fake stories they were entertaining (they served their purpose)! I still LLLOOOVVVEEEE DRIZZY DRAKE!!! he's so talented and swexi! ;-) And if i get the chance i'll hit that ;-)

Anonymous said...

@Sorry I had to be that guy: LOL...the whole point of this site is to share stories of sexual relations with a celeb right?! So why are you on here knocking them down, if thast what they want to do then so be it, it's not your girl (or is it?) A groupie is a male/female who know's what's up and will expect nothing more nothing less, just serve your purpose (sex hopefully good sex) and keep it movin'! Thast it, nice and simple, for the chix who are expecting lavish gifts and so forth are dreaming, but some do get lucky tho, Im not gonna hate on them like you. No one is a saint/nun up on here so dont come on here acting all high and mighty okkk! Thanx ;-)

Anonymous said...

So best i ever had was done in summer of 08???
THis shit fake

Anonymous said...

Aww dang yall killing me with the comments, @ Lauren & Anonymous...saying he's not that good! These stories had me thinking Drake was all that & a bag of chips...I guess I will never really know until I try him myself lol^_^
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Preach! Me too. Damn, I don't want to do him b/c he's getting too much pu**y, but want one of my friends to so that I can hear about it! Lol.

And yes, the last story seemed like she did't have it so he made her get the steppin!

lo said...

i def. believe the first one.
because my older sister has seen him at guverment nightclub in toronto enough times (im from toronto) and apperantly he goes there alot when he visits canada .
& these stories def. connect . lol

Anonymous said...

Let me clairify something. i am the person who wrote the last groupie tale. and no its wasnt oh i asked about his chick and he sent me on my way. he coould care less. 5 min was all he could withstand. there wasnt any get back after that. so we chilled and that was it he had to break out in a few and get on the bus...never got put out or anything else for that matter..i served my purpose i knew wat i was there for and that was that..most of ya'll bitches wish ya'll couldve done it. yea there right he has is radar up now..sorry bitches..lol

Anonymous said...

Before these stories came out i didn't know who he was. I had to google and youtube him to find out. He definitely has a lot of talent. I believe he will be the next big thing. As for his d*ck game, I don't know. But he's definitely on my celeb fantasy list now(right next to Shamar Moore). Regardless of whether these stories are true or not we were all entertained. We now know his p*ssy rate will be on the rise.

And to all the women out there PLEASE STOP hating on the celebs who are getting "groupie love". Is it their fault that there will always be people out there dropping their drawz or opening their mouths for them? Ya'll should be happy that this isn't your man these so called groupies are writing about. So PLEASE back away from the haterade and the color green because the shade you're throwing at him (and others) is only helping him sell more albums and have more women opening wide.

Anonymous said...

lol omg these stories are so funny .i would have sex with drake but first off im not a hore and secondly im a virgin lmao go drake lol

Anonymous said...

So I read most of the stories on this site. not saying i believe them or not because I know a chick who was a fake on twitter came out and said she was the one who wrote the nicki minaj story or whatever via necolebitchie.com. However these stories are interesting whoever puts him on lock down is lucky...now let's move on to Trey Songz ...that's one person I'll be a groupie for. :)

Anonymous said...

DRake is sexy, he looks good, that's all i have to say, i can't judge anybody because i'm not God.

Anonymous said...

These birds are all lying especially #2. Drake was in the after party for literally a min and left because the club gave away his booth.

Dani said...

Very entertaining. I enjoyed. Different strokes for different folks. Story number 3 girl... Kudos for standing up for yourself. I don't think the stories are untrue. They all correlate. If they aren't real... oh well. It's just a story. I don't understand why some of the comments are so serious. Chill out. Unless you been there and done that, you really can't hate. I honestly am not into Drake but hey to each his own. Like I said before, I want a LeBron story, and Jamie Foxx story, even though I heard he like white women. Don't care. Just wanna know the deal, uplift the fantasy in my mind if possible. Maybe even a (Blue Phi) Morris Chestnut story. I could go on and on.

Anonymous said...

Yeah I heard about Drake not packing. I believe the girls who commented. My friend been there already

Anonymous said...

Sorry 2:15/#3, I don't care how much a nigga blows up, I wouldn't take pride in being his random 5 min cocksucker. You'd have more to brag about if you actually GOT something out of it... unless sucking dick for no return whatsoever is you're thing, then do you. Like someone above said you'll get the same respect you give yourself. I ain't mad.

Anonymous said...

bria myles? a baby buffy. big booty w/a face of a donkey. smh. since when do big asses outweigh a pretty face? no pun intended.

drake...interesting. wld i want 2sleep w/him? no. the light skin thing turns me off. wld i love 2hang out w/him, take a pic, &front like we're best friends on facebook? yes!! lol

Anonymous said...

You're the fuckin best...best I ever had....go Drake...all three stories were very interesting and entertaining.

XOXO
Mrs. NBA

Anonymous said...

hahahahah! i l0VE these stories!! hahaha they crack me uppp!!
very entertaining since i don't think i will ever be an author of one of these stories..
p.s. i also want a trey songz story!!! keep filling in the stories &&&
don't forget to use protection people!!!

Mika said...

ummm yea .. i'll just choose to believe this for selfish reasons lmao .. btw this is the reason why people are starting to put drake in the 'only for the stupid hoes' category .. not my words btw

Anonymous said...

EW.....Some of You all are going to be mothers someday, raising daughters.(some probably already are) SMH. I wonder what you can honestly say to them about being respectful ladies, when there is NOTHING respectful about what you have allowed yourself to become.

Anonymous said...

aaahhh to all you lil groupies riri has him now...better luck next time...

Anonymous said...

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Cee said...

Well the truth is i dont know what lauren is talking about...I met Drake when he had a show.
basically started talking to him online then he made sure me and my friends got backstage passes to his concert with wayne. We chilled backstage and had fun then after we went to his hotel room also with his homies. We played video games...lol (i know i know) just basically having fun chillin' then we ate some food. he hugged me gave me a kiss..lol then that was it. I doubt that he is like what any of the girls are saying...He wasnt like that with me AT ALL!! he's a sweet guy and we talk everyday and night till this day...Matter fact we are texing eachother right now!

Ladies stop making yourself look stupid.

Anonymous said...

all these 3 stories seem lame & fake to me .

Anonymous said...

@Cee : that's whats up. He seems like that type of dude who is just cool to chill with and play video games with...kudos to you girl 4real!

Anonymous said...

Who cares about size, if you know how to use it then thats ALL that needs to even matter! A dick is a dick!

NightFall914 said...
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NightFall914 said...

I wonder how many comments would be getting posted on here if you COULDN'T stay anonymous?

Sylvia said...

Drake is my ex, and NO he is not packing. He's not tiny neither though, he's average.

I'm not a groupie at all, that's why I won't tell everything. But I used to go with him before he became "famous" and NO I am not scorned either. I can tell these stories are fake. He doesn't act like that, unless the money just drastically changed him.

LOL @ someone saying he was long and thick.

Anonymous said...

I looooooooooooove this blog !!
Keep on but groupies need to use condom for oral sex ... HIV !

Anonymous said...

do you know how rare it is to get HIV or any STD besides herpes from oral sex. Its like a 0.2% chance. Both of you would have to be cut to transmit. It's through blood orally.

Cee said...

Hmm i doubt your his ex but then again your right he doesn't act like that. well not when i met him even though i went to his hotel room all we did was play video eat and chill...nothing more. Those three stories are so FAKE!

Drake is a sweet guy nothing like that trust me!

Cee said...

video games* lol

Anonymous said...

you wouldnt happen to be the same sylvia he mentions in that "say what's real" freestyle are you? ... if so he played you lol

Anonymous said...

cee sit ya ass down u just as fake as these ladies wit they fake stories. u say u still talk to him n all u did was play video games, really, hes gonna take a chick to his hotel room just to see how good u are @ video games? please, that sounds fishier then the diddy story. u say u textin him right now, tell him i wanna kno why all these chicks r so thirsty 4 his ugly ass cause i dont fuckin get it.

Anonymous said...

no he wasnt talkin about the sylvia his ex girl

Cee said...

Anonymous your coming in here with no name and your saying my story is fake? lmao so just because a dude bring me into his hotel room with my friends we have to be fucking? umm no! me and him are friends and he knows im not like that. like i said on my post i started talking to him online via myspace...he even has aim. so i have no reason to lie. if you think he's ugly why are you even in here reading groupie tales about him? lol
he's a nice person i just wanted to come in here and clear that...nothing more!

Anonymous said...

FAKE ASS STORIES MAYNE!!! TAKE THIS SH*T DOWN NOW!! FAKE FAKE FAKE. DRAKE FAKE.

Why are you trying to up this site by feeding people Fake stories?? I thought it was about keeping it real. My Homegirl knew Drake, his mom is white and my friend is a white chick, she never had sex with him but has seen him.. U know. And she said NONE OF THIS IS FOR REAL, especially his Behavior.!! STUPID SHIT!

Anonymous said...

he look gay but the song he got out is hot.

Anonymous said...

wow whoever thought he was referring to Sylvia as an ex-girlfriend is an idiot, Sylvia is a record producer that passed up the chance at signing him, listen to the lyrics...duh!

Jubilee said...

This site is for entertainment purposes only, some of the stories are true and some arent, but one thing that is true is shit like these stories (true or false) do happen all the damn time, im dancer that was on the I am Music tour, and although im uncertain that these particular stories are true (even though i know one is for sure) most of what u read happens every night after a show, its kinda sad cuz these hoes be really staking out everywhere we go after a show, restaurants, clubs, walmart stops and everything.....shit is pathetic and crazy

Anonymous said...

for the women that are putting these stories up not only are you making drake look like a man that picks up every girl that he meets your making your selfs look like unclassy ladies is it now ok that just because drake becoming big its ok to sleep with him....no now dont get me wrong drakes a very good looking guy and an amaing ARTIST... and to top it off these stories sound fake

Anonymous said...

lol@somebody saying Ri Ri has him now. As if dating somebody has ever stop them from groupie divin'. HA HA it surely didn'y stop Breezy, hello the infamous "text". And all these stories sound fake except the last one. Just because why would somebody lie about gettin dogged out??

Anyway I still think he's sexy as hell and wanna see 4 myself,lol. Been likin him since he cut off that Jew fro on Degrassi.

Waitin on a Mello post,evn tho I heard he swings both ways.

Anonymous said...

@Sylvia be tellin Taz "damn drake fly"... These stories are all funny, and frankly, very corny.

Anonymous said...

i don't understand why people come on here and tell the girls they should not be groupies or sleep with these men. If you don't approve of what they are doing, and hate it that much, stop coming to the website.

Anonymous said...

lol drakes a true pimp .. and so what hes young famous and hott let him have fun while hes still young ...i always new drake had a biggg ....and for the ladies lmao you got ur self some good ass .WOW i kill myself

ingrid717 said...

We need a groupie tale of Lebron James or Carmelo Anthony before Lala....
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I would love to hear a Lebron or Carmelo tale. I remember when I met him:) sad to say, nothing happened:( LOL.

BombitaCuerpo said...

These stories are fake. I see someone has just been hipped to Drake and decided to read his bio. If you know Aubrey it's not news that his dad lives in TN; it's not news that he's rumored to be dating Bria Myles. I wish these chicks wrote better fiction instead of this crap. If you're going to lie...lie right. *sigh*

prettycitygirl said...

why does it matter to all of you anyways. people saying he doesnt act this way because of this or when i was with him he didnt do that. yes money changes everything...it mightve even changed his dick size .lol know ones what happened if it did happen or when it happen. like the dancer said these bitches wait stalk and pounce on celebs..so it shouldnt be a shock to you all..the man has groupies so fuckin what. let him fuck every girl in the world..guess women let him so hes going to take advantage cause their at his disposal. duh! sex is a natural thing why is it so shocking people are talking about it. cause he's DRAKE! still a human at the end of the day with sexual desires! get over it.NEXT....

Anonymous said...

can we get a gay groupie tale? some man on man action?

Anonymous said...

If they start postin two hard body type stories I am gone. Gag.

Anonymous said...

ditto anonymous May 23, 2009 8:16am.... unless it's putting somebody on blast!!! LOL

Anonymous said...

OH AND BTW DARKE IS UGLY AS FIIIIIZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!! HE JUST GOT GOOD HAIR AND LIGHT SKINNED AND ANYONE CAN SPIT HIS VERSE ON THAT DAMN SONG!!!

Anonymous said...

He does have that Michael Jackson greasy bell pepper nose like Katt Williams said LMAO!!!!

Anonymous said...

***DRAKE*** and lol @ the michael jackson nose

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

LOL
AT THESE COMMENTS!

Anonymous said...

DRAKE LOOKS LIKE LURCH OR EDDIE MONSTER...

NOT CUTE AT ALL...

Anonymous said...

oh maynne haters on this site nut maaddd lovers too

Anonymous said...

drake is beautifull stop hating

Anonymous said...

These stories and comments are hilarious! My friend in Chicago is cool with Dake and from what I hear, he's a real cool dude. I'm not saying these stories are real or fake cause I don't know him like that, but they definitely have a lot of humor. If they are true, hey he's gotta get some groupie love, he's one of the (if not the biggest) underground rappers in the game today. And when his album drops later in the year, he'll get more of it (from the females that don't know who he is now and from the one's waiting for him to really blow up-If they ever get a chance)! So stop hating please. If he's down and so are the girls, what is the problem? He's a young man coming into his own and making a great name for himself in music and MAYBE just MAYBE he wants to get his hoe faze out of his system LOL (can you blame him?) If he is not like this and these stories are bogus, I give him a lot of props of having maturity at such a young age. I wish him nothing but the best in his future.

Anonymous said...

These stories and comments are hilarious! My friend in Chicago is cool with Drake and from what I hear, he's a real cool dude. I'm not saying these stories are real or fake cause I don't know him like that, but they definitely have a lot of humor. If they are true, hey he's gotta get some groupie love, he's one of the (if not the biggest) underground rappers in the game today. And when his album drops later in the year, he'll get more of it (from the females that don't know who he is now and from the one's waiting for him to really blow up-If they ever get a chance)! So stop hating please. If he's down and so are the girls, what is the problem? He's a young man coming into his own and making a great name for himself in music and MAYBE just MAYBE he wants to get his hoe faze out of his system LOL (can you blame him?) If he is not like this and these stories are bogus, I give him a lot of props of having maturity at such a young age. I wish him nothing but the best in his future.

Anonymous said...

This shit right here is fucking sick!!! Now let me break it down for all you fucking lying ass groupies,hoes,bitches, and wannabe bustos. The stories above are LIES! Let me repeat LIES! Aubrey is a cool ass person, I've personally been around when he does kick it with the fans. He's grateful and humble. Aubrey is the most pickiest person in the world, he won't even touch a glass of anything if it got too warm. So the fucking groupies left and right highly and very unlikely. I take this shit to heart because all he wants to do is share his gift with the masses. Plenty of people including Aubrey laughs and brushes it to the side but I can't, the fucking losers,bitches and hoodrats need to go back in the hole you crawled out of and fall back. So please, mess with Aubrey, Niko,Oliver,Future, Noah, or any one else, And the rest of the T.O will come harder!!!!

Toni- Love said...

LoL these stories were entertaining
All I have to say is
DRAKE keep REPPIN TORONTO!!!
T.Dot everydayyy!!!! Holllaa

Anonymous said...

Damn, yall emotional?

Anonymous said...

I can totally agree drake , makes u feel like a "Girlfriend" he ate me out a few times on different occasions b4 we even had sex . and he was trying to have sex with no condom.
( but i see Drake eats out alot of women) :/ , there' only so many pu**y's u can lick til u get something, i wonder if he has a std ??

Ya Girl Muze said...

I suspect his pr/promo team is all up on this shit...

Anonymous said...

@ Anonymous May 20, 2009 7:54 AM you are sooo right! Like I don't know if this is a lesson in sex ed that was skipped but you can get HIV/ any STD from Oral Sex! These people kill me when they say they exchanged oral sex with these people they have no clue how many other people they have had oral with prior to you but is proud as hell to say "you better believe he wrapped it up"...like you might as well have sex without a condom if u giving oral with no protection and letting them cum in your mouth etc. Come on now.. educate yourselves and stop being dumb! AIDS IS REAL!

Anonymous said...

damn, i jus fell deeper in love wit him. lol
damn dat nigga fine as shxt!
i hope he aitn catch nuttin tho,,dat was a whole lotta p*ssy eatin lol but im glad he can put on ya somthin serious. but yall need be careful too tho, i hope nobody catches anything...

blkbandit said...

this dude look like he garbage and gay.

Life. as told by a semi-drama-Queen said...

First of all, these stories are merely for thepurpose of entertainment. Nothing claimed on the site that they were guaranteed to be true.
Second of all. it's abslutely stupid that there are people in here saying the stories up there are lies because they "know him" and he is "so sweet' and "nothing like that". People are different depending on the situation. If Drake is getting any sort of "mentorship" from lil wayne, there's no reason to believe that he is denying himself of pussy when females throw it at him. Hell, he doesn't have to be mentored by anyone. Everyone knows what happens when someone makes it big. They get "groupies". The only thing I find strange is how often he goes down on complete strangers. But who am I to call anyone of those stories fake? The stories are here to entertain. Read it, Love it, hate it, move on. I personally do not know about Drake. Besides that fact that I HEARD that Lil Wayne signed him. I could be wrong about that.

Bottom line is: Unless you are in the room with him every night after his shows to see wha takes place with him and these females, don't call them out to be LIARS. It's not that serious y'all. LOL..

I'm sure this is a long ass paragraph. sorry.

Anonymous said...

do you think Drake is trying to sex alot of females to keep the gay rumors down?

Drizzy is the dat dude said...

I never heard any gay rumors about him. Nothing about him screams gay.

Anonymous said...

Its MJ, I luv Mr. Rogers music and the groupie stories are entertaining but sad, bein a groupie and bein a groupie user cant do any good for self esteem, woman afta woman and man afta man, jus sad.

Anonymous said...

I WOULD DO HIM. HE SOUNDS HEAVENLY!!!!

Daniella said...

Seems like he wasn't lyin when he said he wanted to fcuk every girl in the world!

Anonymous said...

Drake is not working with anything he got a big dick but it's not nothing to sing about first i know he didn't eat her out she lied and two they made that shit up i fuck drake when he was on that lame ass show about teenagers but he is sweet and loving he makes you feel like yall been married and its your first time it's all right he got the best sex i know lil wyane sex game is stuipppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppdddddddddddddddddddddd lil wayne now thats something to sing about

Anonymous said...

damn, it's emotional as hell on here lol!

Suezanna J. said...

Baby girl from May 29, 2009 3:56 pm got a story to tell, so lets hear it.

http://didyouseehershoes.blogspot.com/

Anonymous said...

Damn how do i get in touch with drake ill be his groupie!!!! nigga is fine!! and wouldn't care what the hell yall had to say about it....i would love to report the storys to yall

Anonymous said...

Anony May 30, 2009 4:25 PM sounds like got a story to tell on Wayne lets hear it.

XxMizz-Im- illyxX said...

woah, this is going to be the top story right here. I mean all three girls were saying how pretty it was. Dang! Well, there is the Drake story right there.

TALES FROM A GROUPIE said...

@ Anonymous 4:25
If you wanna share your story please email me! lol

Anonymous said...

omg i am really scared of drake before this i was like yeah i would fuck him but nonononono im only 5'2 128 pounds and he is 6'4 with huge feet and hands he will distroy me lol her would pro put me in a wheelchair

Anonymous said...

wow these stories are insane. Somebody needs to report about Derek Jeter. I know some black chick have some story to tell even though he's rumored not to like black women at all. He probably will let them blow him but i want to know if he really has the herp and what's the deal on him if he does mess with groupies

dontworryboutit said...

Drake do play video games... his fav game is Halo... jus cus he famous dont mean shiit... he still jus ah regular person


@ Cee.... gurl get at me... i have ah question to ask!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, Drake is making the internet go nuts and good for him on his groupie love. But for real, you gotta post a Derek Jeter story. When it comes to celebrities he gets more tail than the zoo....LOL

Anonymous said...

his redd not anonymous. To be honest i think sone of yayy hatin i mean dand you cant say hidd if you aint been there errbody do they thang den not 4 nobody else so shidd if they wanted dick thay damn sure got it so dont hate cause they bus DrAKe sexy ass an yall didn't daMN>>> love the stories keep writtin

Anonymous said...

One of the girls did say he was bigger than average and average is about 5/6in. So Lauren maybe it just wasn't big enough for your liking.

Anonymous said...

hmm...ok ladies. personally I don't know if I should believe these stories and if he's gettin it in wit all these women...EWWW. Glad to hear he's a scorpio like me tho! If we were ever to encounter one another it would be some crazy ish cuz I like wild crazy ruff sex LMAO

tarobell said...

Well, clap clap bravo to Drake's pr firm who wrote about these, um fantasies? However, the validity of these stories really depend on the person who is reading it. We all know Drake plays the "black gentleman prince charming" role very well. I mean the tactic would only make sense considering that all women in the are degraded to the ho and bitch position. Someone who shows just a little respect for a female in the rap game is a real find. (lol)But truly, the thread that ties these fabrications together is found in the editing. Clearly, you can easily detect the similarities. I do find this very entertaining and I take nothing from Drake and his talent or the person responsible for these tales. It has given myself and other females and inkling of hope for the slightest chance to possibly have Drake for just one night. So, with that said..Drake hit me @ tarobell @ aim..SMH

Jasmine said...

Wow.
It dont get that damn serious to all the folks on here about to cry either over this shit being fake, him being ugly, or you wanting to fuck him.
And to those that say he got a michael jackson nose and is ugly or whatever he must not be too ugly for you 2 take the time and comment this. If he was I dont think you would waste ya time.
As for the stories...could be true, could not be.
Either way it go he still famous he still got groupies on his dick.
And we will probably never know if these stories are true unless Drake himself says they are.
And thats if he can even remember these girls. (Which is an automatic no)
What is clear is that Drake is coming up in the game and there will be 1000 of women coming out saying they fucked him. But what I dont get is why you'd wanna make that shit up. It aint cute as it is.
If you gone fuck a celeb fuck him privately, tell 1 friend and be done with the shit.
I'm sure he will be.

Anonymous said...

wow those stories was crazii but no one will ever kno wat he is holdin if u didnt hav it n dere r some similarities n these stories as for me i cud neverb a groupie dats just nasty on da 4real. but he is a gud rapper n if all he doin is goin around fuckin ppl dats his bussiness. after all he wishes he cud fuck everygirl n da world. n he sounds sweet.

Anonymous said...

Well said...HIV can definately be transmitted through oral sex. Protect yourself, precum can carry more of the virus than ejaculation itself.. its not worth it. There should be some kind of STD awareness on this site.

Anonymous said...

never believe anything you read on the internet those hoes are liars he never had sex with any of them he is a sweetheart he would never stick his shit in some hoe he just met he takes his time to actually get to know the girl he romances you takes you out to eat buy you flowers he works really slow he don't jump or rush in to things in one night he talks to you finds out about your ambitions he is not out there having sex like that stop lying on him.

Anonymous said...

This all reads like fanfic to me. Lulz worthy indeed. Would I be surprised if Drake himself wrote the first two stories... Not really.

I don't know the guy so I can't really judge the authenticity of the stories. Either way, I was thoroughly entertained. Gold star for you, ladies.

Anonymous said...

" he would never stick {his shit in some hoe) he just met."

na ha ha ha... That comment was an epic win on all levels.

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Mechele said...

Lol Drake is alright. I love hearing the groupie stories but I could never sleep with these men. I'm too scared of catching some diease or virus.
The last girl though got played. You gave this nigga head and bragged about it?!?!? lol naw, lol HELL NAW

Anonymous said...

The stories may or not be real we'll never know...
But what we do know is real is the whores commenting on here..."idk i guess i'll just have to try for myself :p hehe"....nastass

D said...

LOL @ the comment made on July 6, 2009 10:20 PM
"after all he wishes he cud fuck everygirl n da world. n he sounds sweet."
LMAO!!

Anonymous said...

I have a story of my own... and it is 100% factual. Am I a ho for messing with him? Maybe... maybe not. Everyone has their own opinion. But I can honestly say that he is very nice and caring... a good guy. We did what we did and still talk now. We talked for years before anything ever popped off anyway. So he is not this big whore either. Just putting that out there. Say what you want and believe what you may. And with all honesty, his D is not that big but he IS an EXCELLENT kisser... everywhere!!! ;-)

-Zodi

nymentality04 said...

Wow...haha, these stories are crazy

Pretty Ugly (Holla) said...

Young Sumthin likeit has enterd the site. I respect homes, and any black man that knows how to pimp the industry especially in this recession. Drizzy watch out Pu4eva is home.

Anonymous said...

Ladies you just don't sleep with a guy you meet for a couple of hours or suck his dick just cause it was pretty and brag about it. This section should be called "Tales from a Hoe". Cause none of this makes you sound like a classy lady at all. I wouldn't be surprised if these bitches pussies was loose as a sissies asshole. For those women who are thinking sleeping with different men is cute you bitches need to get yo shit together. Respect to the women who agree on keeping their legs closed. Whoever wrote story #3 you should be ashamed of yourself gon suck his dick like it ain't nothing and got kicked out five minutes later, then you gon brag about it ya nasty ass, thirsty ass, true definition of B.I.T.C.H.

Anonymous said...

to the maker of this website. how did you get these hoes to confess this stuff?lmao do you know their names anyways? lol

Anonymous said...

1. I agree with EVERYONE that said to WRAP IT UP! No dick is that good, you should become THAT stupid. There's far too much going around to not be safe.
2. As for size, who really wants a man that's un-naturally huge. Becarful what you ask for. Some guys can work with very little, while those who have a lot to work with CAN NOT work it AT ALL!!

Anonymous said...

It may or may not be true but you got to admit it do make your mind wonder. And am I the only one who got images in your head while reading these "stories." LMAO Who knows anyone can make up a story just to get attention.

Anonymous said...

it seems like the 1st 2 stories were written by the same people . Drake is a lame . Ugly ass old loooking lame . Fuck this uppity bitch

Anonymous said...

For someone who think hes a lame you sure is taking your sweet time reading about him

Anonymous said...

uno dis is lies!

Anonymous said...

THESE ARE ALL LIES!!! COME ON WITH THESE STORIES!! THEY ARE FAKE AS HELL!!! THEY SHOULDN'T BE ON HERE!

Anonymous said...

lol its amazng how fascinating ppl get wit celebs

Anonymous said...

Time to ride the pony express?! This shit sounds FAKEEEEEEE. All of them. No doubt he gets with the groupies but it doesn't seem like these bitches who submitted these stories are any of them. If you read about that groupie story with him and that ugly chick on bossip.com (she has pics too), well that's probably the closest thing to reality you're gonna get.

Anonymous said...

I WOULD FUCK HIM !

Anonymous said...

she got dropped 4 2 reasons 1st she asked about a relationship ( never do that in the heat of the moment) 2nd she didn't kno how to give head so it wasn't enjoyable so she got dropped

Anonymous said...

me and serveral people had drake and he is garbage and is far from packing...thats story is made up by the same person

Anonymous said...

drake is fkin ugly. reminds me of seeing osama bin laden

Anonymous said...

What a bunch of losers!! haha It is painfully obvious that most of these posts are fantasy. I think you all must read too many romance novels. Get a life.

Destinee said...

Would I fuck Drake? Maybe. But I wouldn't be his hoe for a night. I have more respect for myself. It would at least have to be a "friend with benefits" thing... LET ME STOP LYING! Who knows what I would do if the opportunity was right under my nose;)

Anonymous said...

Ridiculous! This sounds like a bunch of whoo-ha! Seems like a correlated attempt to make "feminine" rappers like Drake appear like they have game. Can't you all see? Drake's presence is a excuse for the music industry to manipulate female consumers into buying a fantasy. The dude is Canadian Jew who was on a popular teen series. He just reads street and sexy. People will believe anything. As far as I'm concerned, Drake wrote these stories himself.

Anonymous said...

looool this whole site is bullshit and hilarious bunch of f*ckery. Girls you keep dreaming and if you do smash ne rappers you still aint sh*t just a hole that was available they wont ever make u theirs.

Anonymous said...

GOD DAMN ALL HE WANT IS HEAD ND ONE NITE STANDS LADIES GO FIND A REAL MAN WHO ISNT A ONE NITE STAND

Anonymous said...

I can't wrap my head around the idea that you would go and have sex with a guy you just met. I don't care who it is have a little more respect for yourselves. Men don't take home women they sleep with on the first night. At 21 I'm still a virgin and very proud of it. And it's not because I'm ugly or fat like most people think It's because I believe that there is more to relationships than just sex. Hopefully more people will start to see that and have more respect for there temples(bodies).

Anonymous said...

Most likely they said he wasnt packin cus he did the one hitter quiter

Dirtylaundry69 said...

WHO KNOWS WHAT IS REAL ON THIS SITE EITHER WAY ISTS ENTERTAINING LOL..AND DRAKE IS NOT CUTE LOL!HE LOOKS LIKE A WALRUS..LMAO!!

Faith said...

you know what, i am just fine believing these stories. not much turns me on lol i love drake but his build doesnt lead me to believe he is 'packing' and definitely not thick. that doesnt mean he still cant be good. thats nice that girls think drake just says hi to girls and then persues them. 2-5 hours and they fuck lol

Anonymous said...

this shit may sound fake, but on the real? the nigga got big hands, & you know what they say about big hands(: it's not feet so all you people quit tripping on the nigga, it's HANDS. so if your hubby got small hands, feel sorry for you<|3 i don't believe these stories but i'm pretty sure he's packing.

Anonymous said...

you knw waht this shit is fake as hell i know he did not do that.that shit is fake

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