Thursday, April 30, 2009

Diddy


Say what you want about Diddy, but the bottom line is he makes moves.  Just ask homegirl down below...

How did you meet Diddy?
I worked for him, well my company did. He liked me the instant he saw me. I could see it in his eyes, because he kept staring his devilish smile and his eyes were piercing. Like most women, I would have slept with diddy w/o the courting, but he courted me. He sent me flowers and little gifts. Then the big gifts came...

How was he?
Anyway after a few weeks of courting, we finally ended with dinner and his place. It would be one of many...
He started kissing me roughly, real rough.  The kinds of kisses that leave your mouth sore on the inner lip the next day.  I love oral copulation and went to duty on him and he loved it. He came w/in 3 minutes and screamed.  He said I was the best ever and that he would make me so happy.  He popped a bottle I rolled one and we kicked it.  I wanted to pick his brain because dude is a business mastermind.  We talked for hours but I wanted some so I began kissin him but I had to slow him down, he kisses rough. We made out( lol) and clothes began to come off.  He was kissing me and slipped my panties off with his foot. wow, I was amazed.  He then made his way to the motherland and paused then he went at it.  After a few minutes I was full speed gushing all over his face- lol. he strapped up and we went at it.  He lasted 2 hrs this time.  Amazing, he really is!!!!!  After I told him I had to go I had work in the morning he protested.  I explained to him that he was a mogul and I wanted to be.  He smiled and said with me as a friend you will be. He called me car service and once they arrived I walked to the door and smiled before I left.

Are you still in contact?
Till this day he is my very good friend.  I sleep with him every chance he lets me.  This was a few years ago and he is not in the same sexual shape, but he is working on it.  He is probably the greatest lover I have ever had, ever!  Not only is he a sexual monster capable of making even a fridged women cum, but he is a great listener and a very good friend. Any ladies who get the chance to f*ck diddy- go for it. If you do [make sure] you put in work heavy, if so, you'll have a friend for life.

Okay now Diddy, I can't hate....

54 comments:

abeautifuldisaster said...

this shit sounds fake as hell... one of his assistants must of made this shit up

how the hell would "SHE" know that he can make ANY frigid woman cum

Everyone is different.. everyone has different sexual chemistry. Not buying it.

Good try though, keep it diddy boppin.. NEXT

so_mean said...

well, he's into tantric sex...so i don't know.

i could see him being rough though...and with facial hair thats gonna hurt...LOL


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Charmaine said...

sounds somewhat truthful...knowing Diddy this is a setup...take that take that take that...LMAO

Bree is.. said...

I don't believe you, you need more people! LOL just kidding.. take that take that take that... lmao

A.Smith said...

I'm inclined to (reluctantly) believe this. I mean, Kim Porter kept going back for SOMETHING...

monique said...

lol i was gonna say that his assistants r @ work

Anonymous said...

diddy's publicist, we're calling you out

so_mean said...

A.Smith said...
I'm inclined to (reluctantly) believe this. I mean, Kim Porter kept going back for SOMETHING...

YEAH, BUT ITS CALLED MONEY....LOL

Re said...

Err...this story seems weird and wrong. Who typed this? The spelling and grammar looked so elementary.

And if they are STILL having some form of a sexual relationship, why is she spilling the beans? I dunno...then she advised us to go ahead and have sex?

This is weird. But anyway, Diddy does sound like a rough kisser, lol.

Anonymous said...

this does sound weird as hell, especially with all this corny smiling at each other sh*t

Groupiesarepeopletoo said...

I believe it. I'll tell you why, Those teeth equate rough kisser. And he's got money and hook ups, so tricking (and that is what it is even if you got it) is no thing - all girls like nice gifts.

I'd whore it out for him.

pinkchica said...

yeah i think diddy paid somebody to write this lol

XxMizz-Im- illyxX said...

hmm, she didn't tell the size or nothing. LOL...I guess.

Ms.L said...

I knew it...

Anonymous said...

i heard just the opposite!!....i think this is a d*mn lie!

Anonymous said...

Sounds fake to me!

Anonymous said...

He is notorious for spoiling women. He likes his escapades on the low so I doubt he would pay someone to say this. I want a sample. Can I Diddy boop Diddy?
This will be on MTO! BeT! I bet his people have this removed!

Anonymous said...

I'm shocked cuz he looks like he would be lame. But that does explain he he keeps these model types.

Anonymous said...

Why did'nt she describe the D?
FAKE!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I have been the total opposite for years!!!

NOW all of a sudden he is this champion of lovers..

Now those damn choppers and lips, I can picture him about to bite ya face off.

heard he was a quick shooter and his package was barely average..This is a lie, one of his staff is trying to keep their job..

He already don't like to pay no one but himself.

Melinda said...

When I read it, I was like Diddy??Yeah? Nooooooooooooo? The when I read the comments it made sense. Yeah this is a set up. Or was that Cassie? LOLOLOLOL. Now that would be something??

Anonymous said...

Ok, when I read Karrine "Superhead" Steffans book, she said Diddy was into some gay shit. I understand every woman's sexual encounter with the same man will be different, but I don't know if I'm buying this story either. And like somebody said, she didn't even mention the size. When you think of somebody who really turned you out, don't you think about the dick FIRST? I guess...oral copulation deez...

Anonymous said...

she said they are friends. maybe she didnt want to put all that out like that.
i dont care. i just wanna take that! take that!

Anonymous said...

It sounded made up to me to. You know how Diddy's doe not like to be left out. So to hear all of these amazing stories, he had to get his in.

Ms.L said...

Possibly, he was in the mood to give her his "A" game, and the chick that flirted with his security to get in the VIP section where Diddy was chillin', he wasn't trying to put it down on... I'm sure some you can relate to not always performing at your best for whatever reason. Doesn't mean you deserved to be labeled as a "bad" lover, right? Exactly.

Anonymous said...

Girl, I am glad you strapped up cuz dude appears a bit gay to me. And if it were me, I'd de spilling the beans about his size, be it small or large. I'm with everyone else, this ish sounds fake. Puff probably set this ish up cause you know he stays on the net.

GoogleMeBitch! said...

Damn where can i find diddy. I need to meet this nygga so he can trick for me lol. Diddy... if youre reading this, twitter me!!! lol.

LOLOkWhatever said...

I had no idea that Fonzworth Bentley was such a good writer. This here is faker then Aubrey's lips, boobs, hair....you get the point.

Anonymous said...

Is this cassie or mase?

abeautifuldisaster said...

^^ LMAO..
maybe its Fonzworth Bentley

Ya Girl Muze said...

Fuckery.

This is a tale of an over achieving intern trying to manipulate backstagepazz.com followers. I'm appalled and this shit deserves a great big FUCKOUUTTAHERE!

Ya Girl Muze said...

@ abeautifuldisaster


BENTLEY? Muahahahahahahhahaahhahah

Anonymous said...

I agree this is a fake ass story.

Anonymous said...

All of the publicist are going to write fake stories now. Watch every dudes dick is going to be great.

Anonymous said...

I don't believe this post either. It's planted!!! I belueve Superhead told his the real deal on Diddy in the first book.
BTWm Superhead, why don't you send in some of your stories. i bet they make for great reading.

Anonymous said...

i'm surprised noone has mentioned that this is cassie.
kidding

tantalizing_t2 said...

any girl that fucks with diddy wouldn't tell. this is a lie.

Anonymous said...

I wana read a story on NELLY!!!

ingrid717 said...

I always wondered about him, he seems really freaky and suave. I think he takes time with his many women (Diddy does get around). But he seems like he is in tune with you.

ingrid717 said...

sounds somewhat truthful...knowing Diddy this is a setup...take that take that take that...LMAO

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HAHAHA, that was funny!

Anonymous said...

You know Superhead ain't sending in no stories for free.

Anonymous said...

He knows about this pst from what I hear.
I hear he was mad at first.
I think I know the person to. She is in AR

Anonymous said...

I agree with the majority on this one...it appears very SUSPECT. In my Frankie voice**HOLLA**

XOXO
Mrs. NBA

Anonymous said...

Lol
damn
who knows if diss is real
but if diddy CAN put it down..
i STILL wouldn't fuck him
LMFAO

~Ms V~

Anonymous said...

THIS HAS TO BE THE WORST STORY ON THE SITE. I DON'T BELIEVE THIS FOR A MINUTE. FIRST OF ALL THE PERSON SHE IS DESCRIBING DOESN'T EVEN SOUND LIKE DIDDY. SOMEONE IS TRYING TO MAKE DIDDY LOOK GOOD BUT WE ALL KNOW DIDDY LIKE MEN. LMAO

Anonymous said...

I bet Cassie is having a good time. I guess Diddy is beating up that pussy in a good way.

Anonymous said...

I don't understand why ppl donät believe this story? I mean the man is 40 years old and has slept with tons of women so obviously he must be very experienced. I mean you have your ups and downs but I find it hard to believe that Karrine Steffans story about Diddy is what every woman he sleeps with is going to co-sign. He's so metrosexual anyway I can see him doing everything he can to please his woman...just my opinion though.

Anonymous said...

Somebody needs to ask J-LO about diddy's skills.

Dani said...

WTF! It's unbelievable. Real talk Diddy is clean looking...keyword lookin.I just shudder in disgust of thinking of sleeping with him. He got all those kids... must be laying it down. I'm sorry but I still wouldn"t touch him with a 100 foot pole. That's just me. Seriously, EWWW!! Them ashy knees and big teeth. I would feel like I was in be with Mr. Ed. both of which are famous. Oh well. Que es la vida? not screwing diddy for me.

Anonymous said...

diddy sucks in bed.. this some bullshit!!

adrionie said...

well i dont know but he is a scorpio soooo.....

Anonymous said...

ya'll kno whe fuckin cassie she might wrote this shit then now they offical maybe thats why she wanted to be offical so bad look at that video

Anonymous said...

But wut does she mean by "sexual shape"? sounds a lil gay to me....

Anonymous said...

this shit is fake..just like the majority of these other "groupie tales"on this website......

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